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På gymmet:

M: When I was in Sweden I always said; Knulla du!
Jag: Why? That's like a really weird thing to say...
M: I know! Apparently you're supposed to say something else.
Jag: Well.. knulla dig, is better.. i guess.
M: Yeah, knulla dig!
Jag: Hehe.. mm.. 
(tystnad..)
M: I also used to say: I am kåålt. I meant to say; I am cold. But people thought I said; I am horny.
Jag: Maybe you should just stick to English...
M: ... yeah. I guess that's smart.
(båda återgår till sina situps)
M: But it was kinda funny, right?

 

Hejdå-present till M?